The Harley Hooker or The Hog Hauler

You may recall that in those wonderful World War II movies, wherever there were tanks, there were tank retrievers. The tanks were so heavy and awkward that once they got into trouble it took a vehicle of at least equal, if not larger, proportions to free them. It is my belief that there should be a regulation requiring any group of four or more Harley riders to be accompanied by at least one Harley Hooker. This would ease the tremendous strain currently put on AAA tow trucks. The savings in hernias among the riders themselves would be fantastic.